wienrs:

if you’re reading this i’m beautiful

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taggedbooty:

mom: maybe you should take a break from the computer

me:

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azaleatovvn:

oh my god, you’ve been pregnant for so long… it seems like a maternity

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sexioto:

that boy you just called gay? well he is gay. he’s your boyfriend. both of you are gay. how do you keep forgetting this, jeffery

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backpat:

when you eat too much sour candy and you feel like

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disneyprincest:

i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again 

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