Tom M'Boy

he angery

once my brothers friend walked into his room and just started sniffing the air and went “oh i smell a quarter” and then walked over to a pile of clothes and moved it and picked up a quarter and i literally can’t stop thinking about it it’s been like a year and it haunts me to this day

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paladin-official asked: what is the coolest rock you have?

iguanamouth:

fruityjampaws:
iguanamouth:
iguanamouth:
probably one of these but i dont know what kind they are
what the fuck
how could you waste a egg
a what

mielparaoshun:

imblackasthenameofdarius:
ckascade:
rotg-fan-page:
xaramizomai:
hope your pets stay healthy in 2017
I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty
Not risking it
May he live forever.
Amen

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distraughtlesbian:

beautiful girl: *exists*
me: wonder if she’s into boring ass lesbians

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burglemyturts:

ok so i was thinking about how much i like cilantro and how unfortunate it is that people who have the soap gene won’t ever know how good it tastes
when i had a SUDDEN THOUGHT:
what if I have the soap gene?? and i just… i just like the taste of soap?? how would i even KNOW??
the only way to find out would be to eat soap but i’m scared it’ll end up tasting like cilantro

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